Aurore IS TAKING OVER!!!!!

Published November 8, 2009 by Eli Stutz

HI EVEREE-BODY!

It’s me, Aurore. I’m the main character in the TRUE story of PICKLE IMPOSSIBLE. My ghost writer, Eli Stutz, who I am eternally grateful to for helping me write my book, which BTW is the greatest adventure of ALL TIME, has not the foggiest clue how to market my book (only 26 followers on twitter, tsk tsk), and therefore, I have decided to take over the marketing efforts BY MY SELF.

FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME BE MY FRIEND LINK TO ME LINK TO ME READ MY BLOG EVERY HOUR and then when it comes out, TAKE ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS DOWN TO THE BOOK STORE AND BUY TONS OF PICKLE IMPOSSIBLE!!!

I know it sounds a bit crude or rude, but that’s the only way that I’ll be able to fulfill my dream of becoming a movie star. And it will make Pierre happy.

Now, how old are you, I may ask?

If you are between 9 – 13 then listen up carefully. PICKLE IMPOSSIBLE is going to be the most incredible novel you will ever have read in you life! I am not exaggerating. So please pretty please please tell all your friends about it and you will be doing them a grand big favor. And send them the link to this site, and have them follow me on twitter and facebook and pass on the word in school that Aurore is nearly here!

Who am I?

Well, to know best, you must must must read the book. But suffice it to say for now that I’m a glamorous, highly intelligent clever and resourceful heroine and I save the day at least once a day and twice on Sundays. Aside from that, while I am currently a simple French farm girl, I will soon be an Oscar winning best Actress.

That will do for now.

Eli, thank you for all you work, but it’s time to move over because AURORE IS HERE AND SHE KNOWS BEST!

Did I mention I am also extremely modest and easy to get along with?

SEE YOU SOON! YOU ALL ROCK!!

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